What's the stupidest thing your dog has ever done?

well my dog a 5 year old pit bull can be pretty dumb he went through our large picture window 3 seperate times and chewed through his chainlink dog run but the dumbest thing he ever did was got off his chain once and ran into the police station nearly getting himself shot because he smelled the mcdonalds food that they had just gotten for dinner. thankfully the cops realized he was not viscious and just wanted a snack plus we were right behind him trying to catch him he likes to play a nice game i like to call catch me if you can if he gets loose so thats the stupidit things my dog has done